thanks, but under Hardware Coverage, I'm only offered these options:
Choose a topic
Buy an AppleCare plan
Cancel or request a refund for an AppleCare plan
Request a repair or replacement
Update payment information for an AppleCare plan
Information about AppleCare or Limited Warranty
Request a refund for an AppleCare plan
Add AppleCare plan to an Apple Account
Change AppleCare plan coverage type
Add an accessory to existing AppleCare plan
Product has been lost or stolen
I tried "buy a plan" earlier and got stuck because after several attempts to get a phone call, I got sent some info asking which device did I want to get it for - and because this was bought as a gift for another person, none of my devices apply.
So I'm back to square one. I don't want to buy coverage. I just need to know how to talk to a human being to fix this, NOT A ROBOT.